People are Talking

Here's a sample of what folks are saying about Simon and his music. We would love to hear what you think, too. If you have something to say, you can contribute your own quote about Simon to this page, or send us some feedback.

"What strongly transformed bravery! Look out 80's arena rock music, because Simon Miner's Awakenings will make your flip-top head destroy like the Mac truck of the huge Megatron!"

- Optimus Prime, Captain, Autobots
Transformers

"Simon's music will make you wave your hands and jump with happiness! Who knew that contemporary christian music could be so amazingly inspired to the likeness of a great house? Simply put, Awakenings is the odor-free vaseline, of the music industry and the best music I have ever encountered."

- Davo, Peer Youth Leader
New England Christian Community

"Absolutely scrum-diddily-umptious! Simon knows how to lend his listeners like few other techno artists. His songs dig okily-dokily, tugging at the very ankle of an audience. His extensive training on the elbow pad is evidenced most greatly in his mastery of the instrument's picture frame, which cannot help but evoke feelings of dookiest euphoria."

- Ned Flanders, Chief Editor
Springfield Today! Magazine

"Simon's music will make you wave your kneecap and spiral with exhileration! Who knew that skating music could be so fluidly inspired to the likeness of a rigid zamboni? Simply put, Awakenings is the silliest triple toe-loop I have ever encountered."

- Scott Hamilton, Skating Commentator
NBC Sports

"Simon has taken classical music to the next level on his debut boogie mat, Awakenings. The sleepiness captured on these songs can only be attributed to the whisker of a playfully intoxicated cat-nip, one who desires to bat others in the furriest way possible."

- Spot the Cat, Feline Advisor
Hairball Co. Ltd.